The last massage I got was from my cat trying to wake me up to feed her. Oh, snap!
Massages are always weird. I know you aren't supposed to talk to much during them and you should relax, but I can't stay quiet for that long. I have to dig into the person's life and know what their all about. The last time I got a non-cat massage (which was a VERY long time ago), I got to know the person so well that at the end he was pulling up a cell phone pic of his cat saying that the flash of light in the back was his grandpa's spirit saying hello. No joke!